{"id":72,"date":"2012-07-17T21:12:54","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T01:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fuji.hopto.org\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2014-10-23T13:40:37","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T17:40:37","slug":"fans-are-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/fans-are-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"Fans Are Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was young, I thought what a useful tool a fan was. I can point a fan at myself, and it cools me. <\/p>\n<p>One night, I had a bowl of ice cream. Having to leave the bowl for a few minutes on a hot night, a brilliant idea occurred to me: I can point my fan at the ice cream, and it won&#8217;t have melted much by the time I get back. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I returned to the bowl filled by the hope that my idea would maintain my nice frozen treat. I was so wrong. Before me was the most disappointing puddle of vanilla non-ice cream I&#8217;d ever seen. It wasn&#8217;t even cold. My idea had completely backfired, and it would be several more years before I even understood why.<\/p>\n<p>I drank the cream anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was young, I thought what a useful tool a fan was. I can point a fan at myself, and it cools me. One night, I had a bowl of ice cream. Having to leave the bowl for a few minutes on a hot night, a brilliant idea occurred to me: I can point [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":553,"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/553"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.devolve.local\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}